Jack Stauber
Thrower
[Verse]
Well, tell us why you're here
(Uh, oh, oe-e-e-e-e)
Just tell us why you're here
(Mmm, eh, ee, ah!)
Just tell us your name
(Mmm, ah, mm-mister, eh mmm)
Please just tell us your name
(Ah, t-ah, t-ah, t-ah, oooh, listen!)

[Chorus]
It's important that you listen
I've been on a mission
Climbing up a wishin'
With the 20/20 vision
Using the precision
Of ocelot and pigeon
Guided by the very entity of electricity
And I'm driving my car like I'm a movie star
Keep flipping pancakes at a brunch bar
Showing mom and daddy
Oh, I can throw far, oh, I can throw far!

[Outro]
(He's a thrower, thrower)
(What's happening?)
(Wow!)