[Intro: Spencer Roeback, Jack Stauber]
Make me happy (I'll make you happy)
Make me cry (I'll make you cry)
Eat my bagel (I'll eat your bagel)
Don't tell lies (I'll tell you lies)
Make me happy (I'll make you happy)
Make me cry (I'll make you cry)
Eat my bagel (I'll eat your bagel)
Don't tell lies (I'll tell you lies)
Make me happy (I'll make you happy)
Make me cry (I'll make you cry)
Eat my bagel (I'll eat your bagel)
Don't tell lies (I'll tell you lies)
Make me happy (I'll make you happy)
Make me cry (I'll make you cry)
Eat my bagel (I'll eat your bagel)
Don't tell lies (I'll tell you lies)

[Chorus: Jack Stauber & Spencer Roeback]
I want you to look around for my birthday cake
Lordy knows the wind will blow
See what's all at stake
I want you to look around and find my birthday cake
Lordy knows the wind will blow
Let's see what's all at stake
[Bridge: Jack Stauber, Spencer Roeback]
Pasca, pasca, pasca, pasca (Whipperjam)
Pasca, pasca, pasca, pasca (Whipperjam)
Pasca, pasca, pasca, pasca (Whipperjam)
*gasp* (Whipperjam) (Uh oh)
Pasca, pasca, pasca, pasca (Whipperjam)
Pasca, pasca, pasca, pasca (Whipperjam)
Pasca, pasca, pasca, pasca (Whipperjam)
*gasp* (Whipperjam) AAH!
Pasca, pasca, pasca, pasca (Whipperjam)
Pasca, pasca, pasca, pasca (Whipperjam)
Pasca, pasca, pasca, pasca (Whipperjam)
*gasp* (Whipperjam)
Pasca, pasca, pasca, pasca (Whipperjam)
Pasca, pasca, pasca, pasca (Whipperjam)
Pasca, pasca, pasca, pasca (Whipperjam)
(Whipperjam)

[Outro: Jack Stauber]
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Wah wah wah
Yeah, yeah