Yeah There's so much stuff messed up in this world, yo!

Eff you! Eff this!... Whole thing!

Get... Get this stuff started!


CRANK IT UP!

Yo! Whats wrong with the world?

Yeah!

What's wrong with these... People?

The people!

I'm Bad! I'm Bad!

He's Bad!

I'm... Evil...

I'm a problem!

There are so many problems in this world

There are so many issues we must... Uncover!

I can name 5 right off the bat!

Let's name those 5!

Alright let's do it!

(Ready set go!)

One: Death!

Two: Poor people

Three: Old Pеople

Four: ME!

There arе so many problems

(So many problems)

You must try to avoid them!

There are so many problems...

Ain't no avoidin' those problems!



Yo! I was walkin' down the street!

Ugh!

And they look at me!

Blabo!

Like I'm some... Problem!

Problem!

I steal. I steal. I want. I'm jealous

I will... Take your life away!

Problems, Problems, in the corners!

In the back alleys of the street!

There are so many problems!

(So many problems)

We must try to avoid them!

There are so many problems!

(So many problems)



Walkin' down the back alley!

Ugh!

Brotha can't even buy... A carton of milk...

Without getting robbed!

I was walking to my girl's house!

And some guy walked up to me and said, "Gimme all you got!"

I said, "Nooooowowowowodealodunnajunnababyallobubbeahoe!"



We are problems!

(We are problems)

We are so evil!

Generation: problem!

Vagina!

Robo-vagina!

We will steal your... Problems!

(Theeyaprubbah)

Duvvagawvuvah!

Feddula Day Do!

You! You'll always notice Zimbabwe!

Can you even feel your love?

Do you know what it's like?

TO BE A PROB-LEM!



Don't be scared!

I'm not scared!

I'm just evil, I can't help it!

No! I'm evil, too!



*Amazing rock and roll scream of power*



The PROBLEM!

PROBLAAAAAOOOZEEEOOOOVACAYESHOOOO



We need a break!