[Sample] [Jeff, Sample Guy]
Uh... sir? are- are you alright?
(Intense thinking)
Don't overthink it man, just take one
Oh, yeah, no, i think, thanks, i- i think i'll just come back for it

[Pecan Cookies] [Jeff, Old lady]
Okay, first things first is milk
Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk-o-bill [?]
Pecan!
Huh?
(Scary stare)
Woah!
Pecan!
Pe-, you want pecan cookies?
Pecan!
I'll grab you some pecan cookies
(Hands lady pecan cookies)
These aren't pecan, i said pecan!
Oh i'm, i'm sorry
Well what are you deaf?
I'm not deaf
Huh?
I said i'm not deaf
N-n-nice to meet you Jeff! Can you grab me the cookies I asked for?
Yeah, yeah i can, yeah sorry
I never even had this kind before
You should try it, th-they're pretty good
I'll try them some other time
(Intense breathing with creepy face)
(Hands lady the actual pecan cookies)
He're you g-, oh, where did she go?
(The lady dissapeared)
(Jeff goes on)
[Picking milk] [Jeff]
(Opens fridge and picks milk)
Alright milk's done, next up
(Looks at milk)
Wait, this milk is expired. hm...
Expired

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Oh here's a newer one