[Verse 1]
I don't like your stale donuts
You only care about your coffee
Ariana wouldn't give you a lick
Dunkin' Donuts, are you listening?

[Chorus]
What's it like to be a donut?
Can you breathe or can you speak?
Do you like it when I eat you
With my caramel iced coffee?
You know when the hot light blinks
It can only mean one thing
Hot, glazed donuts for me
Homer Simpson just took three

[Verse 2]
I ate a lot of Krispy Kreme
And I threw it up in the toilet
Y'all put too much sugar in those donuts
But I always come crawlin' back for more
Tim Horton's got me crossin' borders
Maybe [?] would wanna meet up
The chocolate dip is freakin' amazing
They do fresh rotation throughout the day
[Chorus]
What's it like to bе a donut?
Can you breathe or can you speak?
Do you likе it when I eat you
With my caramel iced coffee?
You know when the hot light blinks
It can only mean one thing
Hot, glazed donuts for me
Homer Simpson just took three

[Outro]
La-la-la-la-la, la-la
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la
La-la-la-la-la
I love donuts, especially the chocolate dipped