[Chorus]
All those people that you know
All those people that you know
All those people that you know
Floating in the river are logs

[Verse 1]
I could buy myself a reason
I could sell myself a job
I could hang myself on treason
All the folks I know are gone

[Chorus]
All those people that you know
All those people that you know
All those people that you know
Floating in the river are logs

[Verse 2]
So I ate the wedding cake
'Til the whole damn thing was gone
And I'm gonna drown the ocean
Now ain't none o' that so wrong?

[Chorus]
All those people that you know
All those people that you know
All those people that you know
Floating in the river are gone
[Verse 3]
Gonna take this sack of puppies
Gonna set it out to freeze
Gonna climb around on all fours
'Til all the blood falls out my knees

[Chorus]
All those people that you know
All the people that you know
All those people that you know
Floating in the river are logs

[Verse 4]
Well, let's take this potted plant
To the woods and set it free
I'm gonna tell the owners
Just how nice that was of me

I could buy myself a reason
I could sell myself a job
I could hang myself on treason
Oh I am my own damn God