[Verse 1]
So you went to make a call, well, they must've hung up
'Cause I see you're talking to him right there
Oh, I knew I was a little messed up
But I guess it's much worse than I feared

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm still here
I'm still here
I am still here

[Verse 2]
Your friends are all rollin' their eyes and you're laughing
Well, yeah, I know what's what
I love to joke just like anybody
But I don't like being the butt

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm right here
I'm still here
I am still right here

[Verse 3]
Your eyes are dartin' around and you're looking right past me
For something else that's near
Well you must've powdered your nose just a little too much
'Cause I'm still here
I know that you told me you were a little bit drunk
But I think it's much worse than you feared
Well, you're making me feel like a dog-catcher
But hell, you invited me here
[Outro]
Why am I here?
Why am I here?
Why am I here?
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