[Verse]
A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan
And I am doing the best that I can
All the eunuchs, they were standing in rows
Singing, "Please stud us out just as fast as you possibly can"
Sad song, last dance, and no one knows who the band was
And Henry, you danced like a wooden Indian
She said this one mattered and I felt it had a spirit
And I shot the stork 'cause I didn't hear it that way

[Chorus]
And it's hard to be a human being
And it's harder as anything else
And I'm lonesome when you're around
And I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself
And I miss you when you're around
And I miss you when you're around
And I miss you when you're around

[Verse]
A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan
And I am doing the best that I can
All the eunuchs, they were standing in rows
Singing, "Please stud us out just as fast as you possibly can"
Sad song, last dance, and no one knows who the band was
And Henry, you danced like a wooden Indian
[Chorus]
And it's hard to be a human being
And it's harder as anything else
And I'm lonesome when you're around
And I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself
And I miss you when you're around
And I miss you when you're around
And I miss you when you're around

[Outro]
A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan
A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan
A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan
A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan
A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan