[Intro]
Look, I'm just your average Joe trying to play some Minecraft
And all these Dream stans man, they won't leave me alone

[Verse 1]
Fuck Dream stans, yeah no one fucking likes you
Dream shakes his ass, yuh bitches does that excite you
In the Chum Bucket, yeah your mom baptized you
Dream DM'd my girlfriend got her shocked like a Raichu
Dream makes one move, all the stans fucking flock
Dream stans got the IQ of a dirt block
I don't give a fucking shit, you can suck my dick
Stick my Tommy in ya mouth call me TommyInnit

[Verse 2]
Dream's mom squirting like a Squirtle
Fucked her in the Nether portal
On the beat I'm fucking on it
Jerk off with a Thanos gauntlet
Stans crying snowflakes you a fucking buttflake
I a pig then I bake a cake
I kill a kill then make a rake
Playing Minecraft since I'm eight
MiniLadd he tried to rape
Dream Stans gonna hate
They goin' take the fucking bait
Ender pearls they fucking saggin
Spittin' fire Ender Dragon
In my server always laggin'
I killed Dream and then teabagged him
[Verse 3]
Techno fucking blade
Fucked my ass and gave me AIDS
I'm a Minecraft Virgin and I ain't ever getting laid
I'm an irrelevant YouTuber I ain't ever getting paid
Did a TikTok with my grandma we just hit the Renegade
OK survival or creative mode, which one do you choose
Dream just posted a vid I better get my fucking lube
I just got demonetized, what the fuck YouTube
Dream just left me on read I better get my fucking noose
Yeah I speed speed run run run right to yo momma's house
I'm pulling out my iron sword, she took right off her fucking blouse
Glowstone on my neck looking like a lighthouse
Minecraft e-girls in my server looking like a whorehouse

[Verse 4]
Looks like I'm in fucking trouble
Dream just fucked me with a shovel
Cocked me back just like a muzzle
Told me not to fucking struggle
Yeah I just got fucking raped
But it's Dream so it's OK
I'm a Dream stan the furry Discord is where I fucking stay

[Bridge]
Dream, Dream stan then they take it up the fucking ass
Take out a Dream stan like the fucking trash
I don't give a fuck, Dream stan you a cuck
I just fucked a Minecraft chicken and it cluck cluck cluck
Dream, Dream stan then they take it up the fucking ass
Take out a Dream stan like the fucking trash
I don't give a fuck, Dream stan you a cuck
I just fucked a Minecraft chicken and it cluck cluck cluck
[Outro]
Ay yo what the fuck [?]