[Intro]
Molyneux, bring me my water
Good evening, sir
Thank you. What would you like-
Let me get the main special
Here's our main special. White platter. Thank you

[Bridge]
(AV with that drip, ho)
Does this girl seem to you that she might be naturally, intelligent, gorgeous, generous, exemplary, and radiant?
Overkill, killtacular, killtrocity, kilimanjaro, kill-

[Verse 1]
Flip this bitch just like my burger, I'm committing vocal murder
Vegan witch up on the line so I'ma get straight to the dissin'
Tryna shame us for religion, get the fuck up out my kitchen
Yeah, this ho be steady yapping, but for once you need to listen
Now, lay her down back in the nursing home 'cause lately she be trippin'
I said listen, I'm spittin', you bitchin' chicken ass kissin'
Man, she ain't ever milk no cows, I swear she only try to fist 'em
You is not even an expert, not a motherfucking physician

[Verse 2]
Bitch, let me eat McNuggets
Quit this elder on the phone, I think it's time that we unplug that shit
Got a carrot up her ass, and now she talkin' like a Muppet bitch
I'ma eat just what I want and I do not want to discuss that shit
(Bitch) Um, 'cause you're a vegan tweaker, not a holy preacher
You ain't made no changes, you just sittin' on the bleachers
Okay, like you is just a creeper, ain't savin' any creatures
Someone call Jake Paul 'cause someone needs to roast they teacher
[Verse 3]
She said she don't like meat, but we gon' give her all this beef
Ya dog's crying 'cause you ain't givin' it anything to eat
Using George to push agendas, yeah she spreads like influenza
Comparing black people to animals, ya brain is fucking tender
So I'm like "ok boomer," haven't made more vegans, you've made fewer
I have one regret, I shoulda dropped this shit way sooner
'Cause she lookin' like my granny, in a bubble, call her Sandy
And she getting cooked up on the fucking stove by Gordon Ramsay
Getting packed up like a fanny, the vegan vigilante
You can have your own opinions, but you can't control my pantry

[Verse 4]
If a lion saw yo ass, then he would eat you with no issue
Welcome to the food chain bitch, I know it's sad, here take a tissue
But that's just the world we live in, I wonder will it ever hit you
That soon everything will die, but when you do, no one will miss you
It's a diet, not a cult, you're delusional like Bolt
I've been hearing it too long, I think it's time that I revolt
Like "[?]"
Man, I think she needs some medicine, she lookin' like a skeleton
She's talking out her ass, the only reason she's still relevant

[Verse 5]
I ain't really like you bitch, 'cause you just fucking talk a lot
Like you comparing bacon to the motherfuckin' Holocaust
Must be doin' something wrong 'cause you been getting banned a lot
People ain't learning, they laughing, keep that as an afterthought
And it's eat or be eaten, in my garden like she's Eden
Bitch, like, if you want my meat, just tell me where the fuck we meetin'
And she testin' all my patience so I might start fucking cheatin'
Give this bitch wicked witch a good ole full course beating
Now she puttin' water in her Lucky Charms
I think I need a smoke alarm
Like Old MacDonald had a farm
I E-I-E-I-O this firearm
[Verse 6]
Man I just want my chicken arm, the corn on the side and biscuit
And if you don't wanna eat my ass, then little bitch you can go kiss it
If you ever had a point, I think that everybody missed it
Vegans looking fucking bad is all that you done fucking gifted
No, you is not an activist, your birth was just an accident
You is not compassionate, you is just a catalyst for this violation
Lil' granny sparked a little aggravation, do not reply cause little ho this not a conversation
I hope you kept a little deprecation for when I say "fuck you and ya fucking vegan nation"

[Outro]
Uh, yeah, Molyneux, can you please pass the lamb sauce please?
Yeah, I got you bro. Thank you very much
We all sit here today, this wonderful meal in front of us. My bad. Thank you God. Grace. Amen. Yo who cut the beat off? Oh my god