I drink a lot of soda and I eat a lot of snacks
My computer desk is literally covered in empty Twinkie packs
I've been gaming consecutively for thirty hours
I got fired from radio shack for stealing routers
We are not the same, I am a Vulcan
My entire back yard is a shrine to J.R. Tolkien
My favorite type of porn is when girls eat crap
When girls eat crap I fap, fap, fap
You try to bite my lyrics and your mind will explode
Because my entire rhyme book's written on graph paper in binary code
010111 010111
I prefer role playing over first person shooters
I read a lot of blogs and they're all about computers
I once made a printer out of soda cans and solder
Only rapper in the cypher that's dressed as Harry Potter