[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]
Rich people shit
Billionaire shit
Rich people shit
Trillionaire shit
Rich people shit
Gazillionaire shit
If you had a lotta money
What would you do with it?

[Verse 1: Wax]
Hmm, a trillion bucks would be the limit on my Visa (Rich)
First order of business, I'm gonna straighten out the Tower of Pisa (Straight)
Hmm, if I am in Europe and I want some New York pizza (What's up!)
I'll have your mom deliver it to my mansion in Ibiza
I'll have condoms that are made of platinum
In the bedroom, I'm gonna be shinin'
When I get my girlfriend pregnant
The baby will be made of diamonds
My Siamese cat will have it's own private jet
Don't ask him any questions
Shh, hе's a private pet

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]
Rich peoplе shit
Billionaire shit
Rich people shit
Trillionaire shit
Rich people shit
Gazillionaire shit
If you had a lotta money
What would you do with it?
[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]
Ah! Yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts on yachts
I'll take every single boat you got
If I had money, I'd buy lots (Right now)
I'd buy countries, I'd buy islands
I'd put a pool inside my plane
I would rearrange Hawaii, so that now it spells my name (Woo!)
I'd be hiring the king of Sweden and I'd make him carry all my baggage (Yeah!)
Then I'd go and buy the Mona Lisa and I'd hang it on my fridge with a magnet (Haha!)
Plus, I've always been a really, really short guy but I wouldn't have to be at all (Nope)
With my stilts made of money, I'd be a million feet tall
Gimme that

[Chorus: Puff Puff]
Rich people shit (Cash)
Billionaire shit (Dinero)
Rich people shit (Euros)
Trillionaire shit (Yen)
Rich people shit (Pesos)
Gazillionaire shit (Ferraris)
If you had a lotta money
What would you do with it?

[Verse 3: Wax, Puff Puff, Wax and Puff Puff]
I-I-I really wanna go to Mars but I don't really wanna fly (Huh?)
So I had Mars brought to me (Yeah, right)
What? I know a guy
So, if Chipotle ever charges extra for guac (What're you gonna do?)
I would buy the whole company and dilute all the stock (Shut up)
By the way, me and Jeff Bezos are friends, we're cool
Fool, Jeff Bezos cleans my pool
The Kobe beef that I eat's got flavor
I only eat animals that are endangered
I've been giving money to the Senate and the House
So, if my business fails, the government's gonna bail me out
[Interlude: Wax, Puff Puff, Benatar]
Haha, yeah man
Yeah, it'd be so easy if you were a billionare
For real, man
Well, maybe you could use all that money to solve world hunger
What? Nah, I'd rather do

[Chorus: Wax and Puff Puff, Puff Puff]
Rich people shit (Yeah!)
Billionaire shit (Okay)
Rich people shit (That's right!)
Trillionaire shit (Woo!)
Rich people shit (Here we go, now!)
Gazillionaire shit

[Outro: Puff Puff, Wax]
Uh, what comes after gazillionaire?
I don't know
Ay, man, you got that four bucks you owe me?
Oh, nah, I'm broke, man
Damn, let's go through the drive through and get some waters
Oh, hell yeah