[Verse 1]
Heard my telephone ringin'
I woke up from a sleep
It rang several times til I got on my feet
I came from my dreamland
That appears every night
Hello, it's me, who's there, who speaks?
The voice I heard
Was sleepy, soft, and low
And it said, "Hey baby, I love you so"

[Chorus]
My name is Valentino, man
You woke me and disturbed my dream
I do not know your "Sugar Joe"
This gentleman I've never seen
My name is Valentino, man
You woke me and disturbed my dream

[Verse 2]
Then, еarly next mornin'
The postman rang my bell
I got up, yawning
Still feel tirеd as hell
He gave me a letter and had a smile on his face
"Good morning, sir. Here comes good news"
I held the telegram addressed to 'Sugar Joe"
And it read, "Hey babe, I still love you so"
[Chorus]
My name is Valentino, man
You woke me and disturbed my dream
I do not know your "Sugar Joe"
This gentleman I've never seen
My name is Valentino, man
You woke me and disturbed my dream

[Chorus]
My name is Valentino, man
You woke me and disturbed my dream
I do not know your "Sugar Joe"
Your baby, I have never seen
My name is Valentino, man
You woke me and disturbed my dream
I do not know your "sugar joe"
This baby I have never seen
No, No

[Non-Lyrical Outro]
Hey, man, man, who's this on the phone?
You know who you're talking to?
No, no, there's no Sugar Joe over here
This is Valentino
Hey, man, can't you listen?
Valentino
Li- Hey, man, you got the wrong number
I mean, really, uh, you know, you just woke me up at 6 o'clock
Valentino
Can't you hear me? Valentino, man