[Verse 1]
It seemed so obvious that you were nothing like the other guys
So sweet and sensitive, so honest, you were really quite a find
One of a kind

[Chorus]
First, you crept into my head
And then I let you into my bed
But it looks like I was fooled again
When I fell for all the crap that you said
Now tell me why
Oh, why did you lie?
Leave me high and dry?
You're such a typical guy

[Post-Chorus]
(He's so typical
So typical, so typical
He's so typical)

[Verse 2]
I hate to bunch a gender all together, make stereotypes
But my experiences prove that all men have a one-track mind
Time after time

[Chorus]
First, you crept into my head
And then I let you into my bed
But it looks like I was fooled again
When I fell for all the crap that you said
Now tell me why
Oh, why did you lie?
Leave me high and dry?
You're such a typical guy
[Bridge]
Girls want to believe there's exceptions to the rules
But boys count on naïveté to get a girl confused
With an "I love you" or two, ooh

[Chorus]
First, you crept into my head
And then I let you into my bed
But it looks like I was fooled again
When I fell for all the crap that you said
First, you crept into my head
And then I let you into my bed
But it looks like I was fooled again
When I fell for all the crap that you said
So tell me why
Oh, why did you lie?
Leave me high and dry?
You're such a typical guy

[Post-Chorus]
(He's so typical
So typical, so typical
He's so typical
So typical, so typical, so typical
He's so typical)
[Outro]
(He's so typical
So typical, so typical, so typical
He's so typical
So typical, so typical, so typical
He's so typical)