(pre-chorus) So this is a song I made for the dog next door

(verse 1) The dog knows how to do the wap so I asked him to teach me then he said yea. I also speak dog. So when he was teaching me he died because animal control thought he was an alien so they shot with those sleepy darts

(verse 2) He was allergic so that's how he died. So I carried he's work teaching young kids how to do the wap. but one day it hit rock bottom

(chorus 1) Parents started calling the cops and they wеren't appreciating my art. So I was homelеss then started a shoe brand called tike, not Nike

(Bridge 1) Then I became a multi-millionaire then I bought a house on a boat that turns into a space ship. I also built a monument for the dog

(ending) Then I woke up