Have you heard the latest? (You love you)
Have you seen who just walked in? (Vain, vain, vain, vain)
(Uh-huh, you love you) Right over there
(She's so vain, vain, vain, vain)

(Vain, vain, vain, vain)

I'm glad you've found someone who loves you
But sad to say that someone is you
And now perhaps you'll both be happy
Guess that makes two, just you and you
Someone who cares so much about you
But does that someone have to be you

Vanity kills, it don't pay bills
Vanity kills, you love you
Vanity kills, it don't pay bills
Vanity kills, it kills

(Vain, vain, vain, vain)

So glad I found you glancing in the mirror
Gazing deeply at love's patron saint
Admire the frame, survey the scenery
Or are you just inspecting the paint?
Temptation's strong, modesty's so weak
High on yourself, humble you ain't
Vanity kills, it don't pay bills
Vanity kills, you love you
Vanity kills, it don't pay bills
Vanity kills, you love you
Vanity kills, it don't pay bills (no way)
Vanity kills, you love you
Vanity kills, it don't pay bills
Vanity kills, it kills

(So vain, vain, vain, vain, vain)
(You love you)
(Give it up, give it up, give it up)
(So vain, so, so vain, so vain)

Vanity kills, it don't pay bills
Vanity kills, you love you
Vanity kills, it don't pay bills
Vanity kills, you love you
Vanity kills, it don't pay bills (no way)
Vanity kills, you love you
Vanity kills, if the blast don't get you then the fallout will
(You love you)