Ladies and gentlemen
It's my proud privilege to present ABC

My name is Martin Fry, F-R-Y
Who needs the moon when we got the stars

A! B! C!
A! B! C!

Mark White, that's right
Mark White
Mark White, that's right
Mark White

A! B! C!
A! B! C!

Hi, I'm Eden
I want you to kiss my snatch

A! B! C!
A! B! C!

Howdy, disco citizens, I'm David Yarritu
I may be tiny but I'm strong
A! B! C!
A! B! C!