Hey Unlucky
I heard you were running cable at Shiva's
Well, did you even understand what they said?
Was it night of the slightly living dead?
Well, I heard they said 'Hey Lucky, don't leave us'

Hey Unlucky
What got you to bid on that job?
You knew the owner and his wife were both a couple of slobs And to top it off, your Chevy got robbed
Well I heard they said, 'Hey Lucky, don't leave us'

Ain't gonna find any divas
Under palms by the pool at the Shiva's
No Thin White Duke in the foyer
Though you might find puke in the flower bed, yeah

Well I heard they said, 'Hey Lucky, don't leave us'

Hey Unlucky
Are you still having scary-ass dreams?
About damp rooms, hot plates, and dead things
Crooked limbs and haunted soda machines
Well I heard they said, 'Hey Lucky, don't leave us'

Ain't gonna find any divas
Under palms by the pool at the Shiva's
No Thin White Duke in the foyer
Though you might find puke in the flower bed, yeah
Hey Unlucky
Hey Lucky, don't leave us
Hey Unlucky
Hey Lucky, don't leave us
Hey Unlucky
Hey Lucky, don't leave us
Hey Unlucky
Running cable at Shiva's
Hey Unlucky