Last night something pretty bad happened
We lost a friend
All shocked and broken
Shutdown exploded

Jeddy 3 is what we first called him
Then it was Jed
But Jed's system's dead
Therefore so's Jed

We assembled him in the kitchen
Made out of this end
Made out of that and
Whatever was at hand

When we finished Jed
We were so proud
We celebrated
We congratulated
At what we'd created

Jed could run or walk
Sing or talk and
Compile thoughts and
Solve lots of problems
We learned so much from him
A couple of years went by
And something happened
We gave Jed less attention
We had new inventions
And we left for conventions
You know, like "convention"

Jed had found our booze
And drank every drop
He fizzled and popped
He rattled and knocked
And finally, he just stopped