We went to Reno
When I was a kid
We saw a lion
With closed eyelids
It was at MGM

It was at MGM
It was ridiculous
We felt so sorry for him
It was at MGM
It was at MGM
My dad got teary-eyed in front of his new girlfriend

We grabbed the lion
The place went nuts
We took him up the elevator till we were high enough
It was at MGM

It was at MGM
It was ridiculous
We felt so sorry for him
It was at MGM
It was at MGM

It was the grandest show we threw him off the patio
And to the fog suspended in the air
It makes it so you can't see shit and it will frost your hair
It was at MGM
It was at MGM
It was ridiculous
We felt so sorry for him
It was at MGM
It was at MGM
His eyes were not open

If he survived the fall my dad would have killed him
If he survived the fall my dad would have killed him
If he survived the fall my dad would have killed him
If he survived the fall my dad would have killed him
If he survived the fall my dad would have killed him
If he survived the fall my dad would have killed him
If he survived the fall my dad would have killed him
If he survived the fall my dad would have killed him