[Verse 1: John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
Sheepdog
Standing in the rain
Bullfrog
Doing it again
Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles
What makes you think you're something special when you smile?

[Verse 2: John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
Child-like
No one understands
Jack knife
In your sweaty hands
Some kind of innocence is measured out in years
You don't know what it's like to listen to your fears

[Chorus: John Lennon]
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely, you can talk to me

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3: John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
Big man (Yeah?)
Walking in the park
Wigwam
Frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude is measured out in you
You think you know me, but you haven't got a clue
[Chorus: John Lennon]
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely you can talk to me

[Bridge: John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
Wahoo woof! Woof!
Hey, bulldog! Hey, bulldog!
Hey, bulldog! Hey, bulldog!

[Speech: John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
Hey, man? What's that, boy?
Woof!
What do you say?
I said, "Woof!"
You know anymore?
Wooaah ha ha ha!
You've got it, that's it, you had it!
That's it, man, woo!
That's it! You've got it!
Don't look at me, man, I only have ten children
Ah ho! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Quiet, boy, quiet!
Okay
Quiet!
[Outro: John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
Hey, bulldog!
Hey, bulldog!