[Verse 1]
This many boyfriends walk her home
This many boyfriends ring the phone

[Chorus]
Lori, Lori, what's the story?
All those boys think you are boring
They just see those bobby socks
Not what's beneath those curly locks

[Verse 2]
It makes me mad
When I see them make you sad
Sometimes I wanna be real bad
And shove those words back down their throat

[Chorus]
Lori, Lori, what's the story?
Let's go do some apple coring
We will bake an apple pie
Maybe that will dry your eyes

[Verse 3]
The oven's warm
How come your hands are so cold?
[Chorus]
Lori, Lori, what's the hurry?
So they think they're judge and jury
The reason we cause such a flurry
Is they'll never love so purely

[Verse 4]
We tip over apple carts
With the pounding of our hearts

[Chorus]
Lori, Lori, don't you worry
We'll have our own swimming party
We'll swim up and we'll swim back
Now you're sitting in my lap

[Outro]
And there's one thing I forgot
I love Lori a lot