[Intro]
Hello, baby
Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
Oh, yeah, I'm loaded
With verbal rap ability, baby
You know, you inspire me to poetry
So listen while I recite naughty nothings
That'll wet your eardrums

[Refrain]
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, can I make sweet love to you, baby?

[Verse 1]
What I'd like to do would be good to you
And if ya hang up on me now, I'll be through

[Chorus]
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?

[Interlude]
According to way the way you make me feel
I guess you'd call me an obscene phone-caller
I'm not a storyteller though, baby
I'd rather be with you, meet to meet
Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know
You
[Verse 2]
Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
I'm being real and that seems the thang to do

[Chorus]
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?

I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?

[Refrain]
Oh baby, uh, uh, uh... why don't you just hang on?

I'd like to (Yeah...), I'd like to (Yeah...), I'd like to, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'd like to make sweet love to you

[Bridge]
Ah no, not that, baby
I wanna be real with you
Let me just breathe in your ear hole, baby
Ah...
Ahh – ahhh... Don't fake me out
G-g-g–g-g-g-gi-gi-girl...
I love you, baby
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Let me see if I can hit that note again...
I love you, baby!
Ahh – ahhh...
G-g-g–g-g-g-g-yeah-goo......
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?
Ahh – ahhh...
G-g-g–g-g-g-g-yeah-goo......
I'd like to get real funk-kay
I'd like to make sweet love to you

[Chorus]
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?

I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and a-loving, waiting for the moment
When ya got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?

[Refrain]
Ahh – ahhh...
G-g-g–g-g-g-g-yeah-goo......
I'd like to make sweet love to you

[Outro]
Shh... yeah...
Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
And uh, make sweet love to you, girl
Rub my body with yours
Wait a minute, operator, hey, hey, I'm not talking to you