If you don't know what this song's about
Then you should go and see a doctor

I look at you and I see microuniversity

The graying cracks of post commital formal conversation
Most empowered porous mutant mental?
Intimate a drain before the Haitians
Mental has a drain before the Haitian patients
Everything's a drain

I want to live like a box of matches
Conflagration and I hope it catches
I want to die just like a china cup
Don't look at Pete because he's throwing up

I look at you and I see microuniversity

The female eunuchs and I know nothing really changes
Mother Nature's still a mental?
Office case the wealth of our creations
People [unverified] paranoid creations, patients
Everything's a drain

I want to live like a box of matches
Conflagration and I hope it catches
I want to die just like a china cup
Don't look at Pete because he's throwing up
I look at you and I see microuniversity

Microuniversity, microuniversity, microuniversity
Microuniversity, microuniversity, oh, hoo
Microuniversity, oh, hoo, microuniversity, oh, hoo
Microuniversity, oh, hoo, microuniversity, oh, hoo
Microuniversity, oh, hoo, microuniversity