I’m not one to dwell in the past
I life live good
I life live fast
But if someone did happen to ask
Do you miss her
I’ll lie and say no
But still tweet about you on Twitter

And if I have one too many drinks
I can’t help but think
Damn, life was good with you
And if I smoke one too many roaches
I might just brashly say to a hostess
Damn, you can’t ever compare to her

I’m not one to beg like a dog
Not someone who prays often to God
But if I did uplift a prayer
It would be
“Hope she’s okay”
Cause I truly care
Much more than what I say

And I might meet someone new
But usually I can’t help but feel likе
She’s a downgrade compared to you
Should еmbrace the attitude
There’s plenty of the fishes in the sea
But I was at my happiest
When you were with me
Still would take you back
If you wanted me back too
I’d do anything
Yes, even getting matching tattoos
Raise a family with you
And make you the happiest woman on earth
But I’m a shithead
And you’re a girl who knows her worth

Nothing last forever
Do you still wear my sweater
That I gave to you
Or did you throw it away in the trash
Does your new man pound your ass
Better than I do (or did at least)