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Lalalalala
La La La La
Lalalalala

Be a good man
Good things shall come
What’s to say of a veteran
That ends up as a bum

Be a bad man
Trouble will ensue
But the thing is
The kids will think that you are cool

Be a wise man
And they’ll clamor for more
But what if every night
You be fucking a different whore

Be a violent man
You’ll fall by the sword
If you work things out
You’re bound to get sore

Be a shy man
They’ll make assumptions
How did Cinderella feel
When she saw the pumpkin
Be a funny man
They’ll use you to laugh
Punchlines in any form
Hope the wait isn’t a drag