You’re like so quirky
Quirky to the point
Where you turn me on
And I want you to
Sexually work me
I would love a life
Where I’m by your side
When we’re both in our forties
You’re like so quirky
So quirky
That if you had your own TV show
You’d have more fans
Than fans of Rick & Morty

Don’t tell me
I’m not better than a 6 foot white boy
Cause girl
Trust me
I’m a lot better than a 6 foot white boy
Don’t tell me
A life with me wouldn’t be fantastic
And if you want to be a couple
I’ll make it happen

You’re like so diffеrent
And trust me girl
I don’t say that about anyone
You thе type to choose
Jalepeno cream cheese pretzels
When everyone wants Cinnabon
You’re like so different
That’s what makes you so desirable
You the type to watch
Figure Skating competitions
When everyone is watching The Super Bowl
Don’t tell me
I’m not better than a man that makes six figures
Cause he can buy you shoes and clothes
But I can make you smile and laugh on Twitter
Don’t tell me
You don’t want me to put my arms around your waist
Models are skinny
But I like you and your cute 호떡 shaped face

Diane
You probably think I’m really weird
But weirdos can be good lovers
Diane
I’d be honored to be in your life
Regardless if it’s as a boyfriend
Or like that of a brother
Diane
If I made love to you
I wouldn’t even wear any rubber
Bust a nut inside you
Cause I’d be so honored
If you were my child’s mother