I’m nampyeon material
You send me out for milk
I come back with a gallon
And a box of your favorite cereal
Yayuh
I’m nampyeon material
Can hit hard like a truck
Can melt your heart with something spiritual
She feels proud when she says
“우리 남편”

My stroke game fire
Living good now
Gonna live even better
When I retire
I might not be able to change a flat tire
But I can write a song that
Most certainly can inspire
Others to do good
Others to do better
And you know
I pick the most fashionable sweater
I’m a go-getter
Haven’t you heard of my days in the lab
And you know if I did that
I’m more than capable of being a good dad
Such a charming little lad
I’m glad
I got a lot to offer
Cause in a world of mockers and scoffers
You know it’ll be fun to be by the side
Of someone that’s a showstopper
My net worth
Is like if Prince Edwards
Had something to lose
You’ve seen the hype and the buzz
You’ve seen the likes and the views
I’m amused
Wasn’t always all this
Long gone are days of lying
Crying
Wishing that I was dying
And I honestly love being someone that’s honest
And honestly
I’m quite a catch
And honestly
I’m gonna become an incredible man
And if you had a life plan
And could involve someone with such good trajectory
Then you better hope Cupid’s aim repeats itself like history
Cause the good girls always learn
A silver lining is beautiful to spurn