Mary Jane
They say you’re really smart
Mary Jane
They say you’re good at art
That if there were some
Rankings, listings
And some kind of charts
You would always be in the top spots

Mary Jane
They say that you smoke weed
They say that your cup size
Is at least a C
The best thing they say about you though
Is there’s something
About the girl whose won Spider-Man’s heart

Green Goblin is pretty damn scary
He’s so full of hate and anger
They say that you’re the luckiest girl
Cause Spidey always saves you
Whеn you’re in danger

Mary Jane
Thеy say that you play the guitar
They say that you know
How to make Spidey get hard
Not hard as far as gangsters go
But that you can cause Spidey
To have a 3-inch growth
Kingpin is not someone to mess with
They say his punches hit harder than bricks
After Spidey always ends up dealing with him
Heard the only thing he wants to do is give you a kiss

Mary Jane
Don’t trip about Gwen Stacy
Even if Gwen is a beautiful lady
Heard Spidey is an outstanding guy
And I know the last thing he wants to do
Is make you cry

They say that your head game is crazy
Like it’s something truly out of this world
With great power comes great responsibilities
Hope you understand the power in being
Spider-Man’s girl

Mary Jane