Another installment
How should I tackle this one?
Figure I should be saucing
And sprinkle in some references
And puns
Good ole Chun
Improved, like improved dramatically
Like how viewers used to feel
When the commentators said
“Oooh Stuffed back emphatically”
SAT vocabulary
Mary had a little lamb
But Zoan isn’t the one that Mary married
My dick is big
But my other head isn’t so big headed
If I ever said, “I love you” to you
Know that its with the love of Christ
And I don’t regret it
Even if you betrayеd me
And know that I meant it
In regards to thе ratings
Your boy makes frequent appearances
Poet and didn’t even know it
More stoic than the lineage
Of Hulk Hogan
21st century’s
Most charming lyricist
If you feeling this
It’s cause there was some side of me
That wanted to at least have
One track off the album
That isn’t so angry and mean
Thank you Kind Kenny
Ayo
Where the fuck Renee at?
Strangers on the internet
Really think
Ima reveal where I stay at
(Hah hah)
Ayo DJ
Can we get a mothafucking playback?
I want to showcase a goofy side
And a groovy mind
That reflects the euphoria
Of a doobie high
That makes life
W O N DERFUL
Mental hurdles
I jumped over
Makes me feel like
I got more hang time in the air than Mike
Gotta fight the good fight
Gotta remain on the good side
Master Splinter
Is proud of all his pupils
Especially the ninja turtles
Rhyme scheme
Got me feeling like
Mariah Carey’s jeans
OOMF
OOMF
Feel my stroke
Wanted to become this
More than teens wanting to appear on the cover of Teen Vogue
What I hope
Is that the punchline to a joke
May be the delight to someone’s idea
Of a spiked punch
Cause to quench it down
With a carne asada burrito for lunch
Is good living
Is good living
I hope when I drop a fresh batch of songs
People in the world
Consider this good giving
Blabbering and fibbing
Just don’t really fit my personal style
Zoan been on the come up for a while
Some are happy for me
Others are in denial
If it had to be some X-files
Type of shit
You can give credit
To the fact that
I always had the ganja lit
And that the hours
Spent at hagwons
Enhanced the nuances
Of the lyrics I write that I spit
Dawg, give props where props is due
Cause not everyone in life
Can claim they’ve won a championship
Girl let me suck your tits
Boy go stick your dick
In someone else
Where that kind of activity
Floats their boat
I can be sharp as a knife
And funny with my jokes
High off life
High off weed
Perfect in my imperfections
So to be pitch perfect
Would mean
That it’s easy for your boy to hit the high note
I can rap my ass off
If you didn’t know
Now you know
And as I close it out
What more shall I say?
Hmmm…
You know your living right
If your today
Is much better than that of your yesterday