[Intro]
Ooooh, ooh ooh
(I like)

[Verse 1]
Are you ready for a little chat?
And a song about the Internet
It's a story ‘bout a social door
You’ve never seen before

If you wanna be seen by everyone
Wanna be in the dream and have some fun
If you wanna be on the hook
Then simply take a look

[Chorus]
Facebook, uh, oh oh
Everybody loves you so
Facebook, uh, oh oh
Everybody that you know

[Verse 2]
Do you wanna be more than just a friend?
Do you wanna play cyber sex again?
If you wanna come to my house
Then click me with your mouse
[Pre-Chorus]
Facebook, uh, oh oh
Everybody loves you so

[Verse 3]
Your logging in, then it begins
And your computer is waking you
Taking your time away
The scene is right for social light
You're on Facebook, anywhere
Anytime, night and day

[Chorus]
Facebook, uh, oh oh *(I like)*
Everybody loves you so
Ooh ooh, uh, oh oh *(Mi piace)*
Never gonna let you go

[Verse 4]
So you wanna make love with me
Am I really your cup of tea?
Are you really the one that’s you
And am I really me?

[Chorus]
Facebook, uh, oh oh *(I like)*
Everybody loves you so
Ooh ooh, uh, oh oh *(Mi piace)*
Never gonna let you go
[Verse 5]
You’re login’ in with just a friend
But soon Mark Zuckerberg
[?] around the bend
We used to greet friends on the street
But now it’s googling, giggling, gaggling
When we meet

[Bridge]
Facebook, uh, oh oh
"How about a little chat?"
(Facebook, uh, oh oh)
Meet ya' at the internet

Do you really like politics?
Wanna talk about dirty tricks?
Are you really a sex machine
Or just a beauty queen?
Everybody is better than before
Everybody is calling out for more
Everybody in Cyber-ville
Is knocking on your door

[Chorus]
Facebook, uh, oh oh *(I like)*
Everybody does a show
Ooh ooh, uh, oh oh *(Mi piace)*
If you like it click and go
[Verse 6]
Now you know it is easy loggin' in
For a little more fun and cyber sin
Wanna know what the book's about
The hard part's loggin' out

[Outro]
Uh, uh, uh, oh oh
Now I've got a million friends
Goodbye, Facebook fans
This is how the story ends
Ooh ooh, Facebook