[Intro]
The perils of rock 'n' roll decadence

[Verse 1]
Ooh, I know this chick, she lives down on Melrose
She ain't satisfied without some pain
Friday night is goin' up inside her again
Well, crack the whip, 'cause that bitch is just insane
(I'm serious)

[Chorus]
She's pretty tied up, hangin' upside down
Pretty tied up and you can ride her
Pretty tied up, hangin' upside down
Oh, I can't tell you she's the right one
Oh no, oh no, oh no

[Verse 2]
Once there was this rock and roll band rollin' on the streets
Time went by and it became a jokе
We just needed more and morе fulfilling, uh-huh
Yeah, time went by and it all went up in smoke
(But check it out)

[Chorus]
She pretty tied up, hangin' upside down
Pretty tied up and you can ride her
Pretty tied up, hangin' upside down
Ooh, I can't tell you she's the right one
Oh no, oh no, oh no
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Once you made that money, it cost more now
It might cost a lot more than you think
I just found a million dollars that someone forgot
Yeah, it's days like this that push me over the brinks
(Cool Ranch dressing)

[Chorus]
She's pretty tied up, hangin' upside down
Pretty tied up and you can ride her
Pretty tied up, hangin' upside down
And I can't tell you she's the right one

[Bridge]
She's the right one
Ooh, she's the right one
And I can't tell you she's the right one

[Saxophone and Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
Ooh, yeah
Ooh, yeah, yeah-yeah
Ooh
[?] if you really wanna know
You know what I'm sayin'?