[Intro: Cecily, Elizabeth, Kate, Vanessa, Aidy]
Hey boys, we love all of you
But this song is for a few special men
The ones who ignited our flames
Who opened our eyes
And who first taught us how to be truly horny

[Verse 1: Cecily, Kate]
I was in seventh grade, watching TRL
When I had a feeling I had never felt
It was Carson Daly in enormous jeans
And the blackest nails I'd ever seen
I got up on the couch, and I knocked my first one out

1996, I first heard MmmBop
Started getting sweaty in my thermal top
Taylor Hanson's lips, and his long blonde hair
The most gorgeous woman anywhere
And that's how I could tell (could tell)
That I was gay as hell

[Chorus 1: Group]
You lit the spark inside of me
You set my teeny tiny boobies free
Yeah, we never met and we never will
But I thank you still
Cause I first got horny to you
[Verse 2: Elizabeth, Vanessa]
My guy was hot as hell, a real authority
It was Mr. Sheffield from The Nanny
He was so refined, it made me insane
But I still don't know that actor's name
I look him up on my phone
Just a second while it loads
Charles Shaughnessy

Okay, now it's me, mine is pretty bad
It's those guys who killed their mom and dad
The Menendez Brothers, they were cute and young
I think Erik was the hotter one

Vanessa, this is on TV

Oh, right
Then I'll say JTT

[Chorus 2: Group]
You lit the spark inside of me
You were my porn in 1993
And I never saw you without a shirt
But hey it still worked
Cause I first got horny to you
[Bridge: Aidy]
I came alive back in '94, I fell for a carnivore
That's right, the cool teen son from Dinosaurs
I would sit on my hands and scoot to a man in a lizard suit

[Chorus 3: Group, Kate]
You lit the spark inside of me
You taught me how to [?] just for me
I would steal a pillow, put it down
And just go to town
When I first got horny to you

So horny, yeah

When I first got horny to you
When I first got horny to you