[GIRL]
I really can't stay

[GUY]
But baby, it's cold outside

[GIRL]
I've got to go away

[GUY]
But baby, it's cold outside

[GIRL]
This evening has been

[GUY]
Been hoping that you'd drop in

[GIRL]
So very nice

[GUY]
I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice

[GIRL]
My mother will start to worry
[GUY]
Beautiful, what's your hurry?

[GIRL]
My father will be pacing the floor

[GUY]
Listen to the fireplace roar

[GIRL]
I really can't stay

[BOTH]
Oh, but it's cold outside

(instrumental break)

[GUY]
So, should I call you a cab?

[GIRL]
But baby, it's cold outside

[GUY]
You know, it's really not bad
[GIRL]
You said it was cold outside

[GUY]
You can still catch the bus

[GIRL]
I'll make breakfast just for us

[GUY]
It's just a few blocks away

[GIRL]
Tomorrow we can hang out all day

[GUY]
I have an early thing tomorrow

[GIRL]
Got a toothbrush I can borrow?

[GUY]
I have a meeting at work

[GIRL]
At last, a guy who isn't a jerk
[GUY]
I really can't stay

[GIRL]
It's starting to storm out

[GUY]
But baby, it's warm outside

(comedy break)

[GIRL]
Are we still on for next weekend?

[GUY]
I have no idea what you're talking about

[GIRL]
You said you'd take me antiquing

[GUY]
I have no idea what you're talking about

[GIRL]
You said it when you

[GUY]
Right

[GIRL]
Bought me those drinks

[GUY]
Baby, I said a lot of things

[GIRL]
Do you really think I could act?

[GUY]
Can't believe I said that

[GIRL]
You know this isn't my coat

[GUY]
Can you take the trash out when you go?

[GIRL]
We should stay up late

[GUY]
She's not getting it

[BOTH]
But baby, it's cold/warm outside

[GUY]
Hello?

[FRIEND]
Hey man, you want to hang out

[GUY]
Oh, of course, the important meeting

[FRIEND]
What are you talking about?

[GUY]
The meeting got pushed even earlier?

[FRIEND]
Oh, are you with a girl?

[GUY]
Yes, that's correct

[FRIEND]
Then I'll leave you alone

[GUY]
Okay, boss, I'll see you in the morn

[GIRL]
Do you mind if I sleep in this?

[GUY]
This is getting too serious

[GIRL]
You know I'm just as nervous as you
But who knows what this could turn into?

[GUY]
I don't know what to do

[GIRL]
Here's a clue

[BOTH]
Baby, it's cold outside