(Verse 1)
[GIRL]
Hey everybody, did you hear the news?
I broke my arm!

[KIDS]
She broke her arm!

[GIRL]
If you really wanna know how I broke my arm
I slipped and fell in some sticky grape jelly

[KIDS]
Ew!

[GIRL]
Every single year there's a girl who breaks her arm
And this year, I'm that girl

(Chorus)
Now sign my cast!
Sign my cast!
Sign my cast
Now sign my cast!

[KIDS]
Sign her cast!
Sign her cast!
Sign her cast!
Now sign her cast!
(Spoken interlude)
[GIRL]
Ooh! Oh, I fell in the jelly! Ow! Guys, I fell. I-I fell in the jelly

(Verse 2)
[GIRL]
Hey everybody, did you hear the news?
I broke both arms!

[KIDS]
She broke both arms!

[GIRL]
I slipped again in that pesky grape jelly

[KIDS]
Ew!

[GIRL]
All the cool guys think I'm super sexy

(Chorus)
So sign my cast!
Sign my cast!
Sign my--
(Spoken Interlude)
Oh my god! I did it again!

(Verse 3)
Hey everybody, I broke my leg
And both my arms!

[KIDS]
Her leg and--

(Spoken Interlude)
Oh my god! I broke my other leg! Wait, I think I can get up. Oh! AGH! Oh God! Ow! Ow! Ah!

(Verse 4)
[GIRL'S SPEECH SOFTWARE]
Hey everybody, I broke my body!
But nevertheless, I look super sexy

[KIDS, UNENTHUSIASTIC]
Nevertheless, she looks super sexy...

[GIRL'S SPEECH SOFTWARE]
Now sign my keyboard
Sign my keyboard
Sign my keyboard
Sign my keyboard
Sign my keyboard
Sign my keyboard
Tell them, grape jelly!
[GRAPE JELLY]
Well, I'm the grape jelly, and it's plain to see
I was standing still!
Man, she slipped in me
So don't try to sue, it's all baloney
Ex-wife askin' for the alimony
The kid ain't mine, I was wearin' a jim hat
Lyin' bitch tryna take me for my stacks
That's why grape jelly beat wildin' out
My gunshots just be flyin' out

[GIRL'S SPEECH SOFTWARE]
B-b-bitches ain't [beep] but hoes and tricks

[GRAPE JELLY]
Grape jelly, y'all! Get offa my [beep]
She broke her arm!