[Kate McKinnon]
Ugh, this party’s terrible

[Aidy Bryant]
It’s the worst. Tom keeps playing "Ghostbusters". Why would you do that at a holiday party?

[Bobby Moynihan]
You know what my Christmas wish is? This party was bangin'

[Jay Pharoah]
Did somebody make a wish?

[Bobby Moynihan]
Um, I did?

[Pete Davidson]
Well it’s about to come true

[Bobby Moynihan]
What are you guys, angels or something?

[Jay Pharoah]
It. Doesn’t. Matter!

[Pete Davidson]
Let’s turn this bitch up!
[Pete Davidson and Jay Pharoah]
Office Christmas party
Office Christmas party
Office Christmas party
Shy girl from payroll is sort of dancing
Office Christmas party
Jerry and Kathy are hitting it off
Office Christmas party
Dave did an impression of the IT guy and crushed it!
Office Christmas party
Crazy cleaning lady not in her uniform
Kevin's still tryna finish up some work
Office Christmas party
Randy made a slideshow but can't work the projector
Office Christmas party
Carol from new media is way too drunk
Office Christmas party
Carol from new media just dove into the Christmas tree
Office Christmas party
Someone control Carol from new media
This is getting out of hand
We love that people are having fun
But do us a favour and just be safe, guys
Oh snap! The boss is making it rain gift cards!

[Pete Davidson and Jay Pharoah, both]
Cheesecake factory
Chili's
ITunes
Best Buy
Panera Bread
[Amy Adams]
--wish you a merry christmas and happy new year
Wah! I'm Becky, and I'm from payroll, out!
Now let's get crazy!

[Pete Davidson and Jay Pharoah]
Office Christmas party
Office Christmas party
Office Christmas party
Oh snap!
Office Christmas party
Why is there a goat here?
Office Christmas party
What?! Peace!