(Song)
[BOYS]
Ladies off the floor!

Here's some info that may come as a surprise
Sometimes we like to dance with just us guys

It's a boy dance party
It's a boy dance party

Not homoerotic, just a call for brotherly unity (U-N-I-T-Y!)
To dance our stress away without no womanly scrutiny
We know we don't dance good, but that's just part of our charm
So sway your tater skins and chicken wings. (Skins is butts and wings is arms!)

It's a boy dance party
It's a boy dance party
It's a boy dance party
Boy dance party

In the olden days, the women stayed home while the men went to work
But now it's time for the ladies to get out, so the men can twerk
So grab a beer, twirl a remote, and smoke a little pot (Outside!)
If you see a girl nearby, then stop

(Spoken interlude)
[GWEN]
Ugh, almost forgot my phone. Can you imagine? Earth to Gwen! Anyway, sorry for interrupting macho time. See you later, you studs
(Song)
[BOYS]
It's a boy dance party
It's a boy dance party
It's a boy dance party
Boy dance party

We're about to break it down boy-dance style
Fellas, spread your shoulder width and flex your back (Aw, yeah!)
Throw your hands up in the air and shake that sack
Shake it! Shake it! Shake that sack!
Sh-sh-sh-sh-shake shake shake
Shake that sack! Shake that sack!
Sh-sh-sh-sh-shake shake shake
Boy dance!
Shake that sack! Shake Shack!

It's a boy dance party (No girls allowed! No girls allowed!)
It's a boy dance party (Sweatin' in your sweat pants, sweatin' in your sweats)
It's a boy dance party (Boys like dancin' too)
Boy dance party