Saturday Night Live
Season 1 Episode 1: Bee Hospital
[ open on "Bee Hospital" title card, over organ-flavored soap opera music ]
Announcer: and now we return to "Bee Hospital."
[ dissolve to Bee Hospital waiting room, as prospective bee dads pace around one another ]
[ Nurse #1 enters carrying baby bee ]
Nurse #1: Mr. Bee!
Mr. Bee #1: Yes?
Nurse #1: Congratulations! It's a drone!
Mr. Bee #1: It's a drone! It's a drone!
[ the other Bees congratulate him accordingly, as Mr. Bee #1 follows Nurse #1 out of the scene ]
[ the pacing continues, as Nurse #2 enters carrying baby ]
Nurse #2: Mr. Bee?
Mr. Bee #2: Yes?
Nurse #2: Congratulations! It's a drone!
Mr. Bee #2: It's a drone! It's a drone!
[ the other Bees congratulate him accordingly, as Mr. Bee #2 follows Nurse #2 out of the scene ]
[ the pacing continues, as Nurse #3 enters carrying baby ]
Nurse #3: Mr. Bee?
Mr. Bee #3: Yes?
Nurse #3: Congratulations! It's a worker!
Mr. Bee #3: [ on the verge of disappointment ] It's a worker?
Other Bees: Hey, it's a worker. It's a worker.
Mr. Bee #3: [ happily ] Awwww, it's a worker!
[ dissolve to title card ]
Announcer: Thus, concludes this week's chapter of "Bee Hospital." And, now, a scene from next week's episode of "Bee Hospital."
[ dissolve back to the Bee Hospital waiting room, as the prospective bee dads continue to pace around one another ]
[ Nurse #1 enters carrying baby bee ]
Nurse #1: Mr. Bee?
Me. Bee #4: Yes?
Nurse #1: Congratulations, Mr. Bee, it's a queen!
[ the full group of Bees cheer triumphantly ]
[ dissolve back to title card ]
[ fade ]