(Spoken Intro)
[BROTHER]
Mom, Dad, get up!

[SISTER]
Come on, you guys! Wake up! Wake up!

(Rap)
[ALL]
It's Christmas morning!
Let's open up our presents

[BROTHER]
Well, I got a Nerf gun!

[SISTER]
I got a hat!

[DAD]
I got an autographed baseball bat!

[BROTHER]
I got a telescope!

[SISTER]
I got a globe!
[DAD]
I got a watch!

[MOM]
And I got a robe!

[BROTHER]
I got Hulk hands!

[DAD]
I got a tie!

[SISTER]
And I got a copy of The Catcher in the Rye!

[BROTHER]
I got a drum set!

[SISTER]
I got a phone!

[DAD]
I got a pen!

[MOM]
And I got a robe
[DAD]
I got an outdoor pizza oven!

[BROTHER]
I got a cameo from McLovin!

[SISTER]
I got a hoverboard!

[BROTHER]
I got a drone!

[DAD]
I got a laptop!

[MOM]
And I got a robe
Thanks for the robe, it's really really nice
Thanks for the robe, guys, this is great

[BROTHER]
I got headphones!

[SISTER]
I got a wig!
[BROTHER AND SISTER]
We got the piano from Big!

[DAD]
I got a vintage pinball machine!

[MOM]
And I'm gonna make us breakfast!
In my brand new robe which I love so much
It's really really soft! Oh, it's on sale

[SISTER]
I got a sword!

[DAD]
I got shades!

[BROTHER AND SISTER]
We got pairs of rollerblades!

[BROTHER]
I got a Lego Millennium Falcon!

[MOM]
And I burned my arm in the oven
It hurt pretty bad, but I didn't even scream
'Cause I keep the pain inside of me

[ALL]
More and more presents
Let's open up our stockings

[BROTHER]
Mine has a set of travel games!

[SISTER]
And mine is stuffed with candy canes!

[DAD]
Mine has a bottle of nice cologne!

[MOM]
And mine is completely empty
Just a big, flat sock with nothing inside
I only hang it up 'cause it looks kinda weird
If it's missing in our pictures

[DAD]
Hold on now, what's this I see?

[SISTER]
A few more presents beneath the tree!

[BROTHER]
Looks like someone's got a big surprise

[MOM]
Oh, you guys really didn't need to get me

[BROTHER, SISTER, AND DAD]
It's presents for the dog!

[BROTHER]
He got a bone and a squeaky toy!

[DAD]
And peanut butter treats

[BROTHER AND SISTER]
'Cause he's a good boy!

[SISTER]
So many presents, but he deserves it!

[BROTHER AND SISTER]
And he got a robe!

[BROTHER, SISTER, AND DAD]
It's Christmas morning! Let's take a family picture!

[MOM]
John, I don't have any makeup on. I was up until 4 in the --

[BROTHER, SISTER, AND DAD]
What a great picture! Let's post it on the internet!

(Spoken Outro)
[ANNOUNCER]
Your mom does everything for your family. This year, get her more than one present. Moms like stuff, too

[BROTHER]
Who touched my piano?

[MOM]
It was an accident!