[Skit: Kyle Mooney & Kate McKinnon]
Wow, Secretary Yellen, it was an honor to have you with us today
Well, it was my pleasure, Professor. It's always nice to speak to aspiring economists
Do we have time for one more question?
Hey, I don't have anywhere to be
Alright, anyone have a question? Come on guys, the Secretary of Treasury is right next to us
Uh, yes, you, young man

[Intro: Pete Davidson & Kate McKinnon]
Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside
Talkin' outside, talkin' outside
Okay, and so, what is your question?
Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside
Talkin' outside, talkin' outside
Yeah, I heard you the first time

[Verse 1: Pete Davidson]
Now, what the hell's an NFT?
Apparently, cryptocurrency
Everyone's makin' so much money
Can you please explain what's an NFT?
I said, what the hell's an NFT?
It's like real-life Monopoly
Everyone's doin' it like Gronkowski
Can you please help me make an NFT?
[Interlude: Pete Davidson, Kyle Mooney, Kate McKinnon, & Chris Redd]
Son, I didn't understand a word you just said
Hey, thanks!
That is not a compliment
Huh, I disagree
I actually see what you're saying, young man. Um, we are aware of NFTs, and there are currently—
Excuse me. I can break it down for you
I'm sorry, are you Morpheus from the Matrix film series?
No, but I do have pills if you need some. Anyway, the thing about NFTs is

[Verse 2: Chris Redd & Pete Davidson]
Non-fungibles
GIFs of Ron Funches eating Lunchables
Or pics of Colin Jost's face, very punchable
Digital images of Digimon doin' scrimmages
Or a pic of a nun with a Nintendo Switch!
Dictionary, with a pic of Fat Jerry
I made it last night and now I got three thousand dollars
And now I can buy me a GIF of Peter Griffin crossin' up all-star ballers who are taller
Look at these if you please
Supreme Court Justice Chuck E. Cheese
Bam Margera in a Mini Coop with Master Splinter
Amy Klobuchar and Adam Driver having dinner
Hey! Here's a Thanos that twerks
For twenty-four million, it could be yours
And the prices go up and down, you see
So that explains an NFT
Na na na na—
[Refrain: Kate McKinnon & Jack Harlow]
Okay, well, that was just a list of complete nonsense, but you're not totally wrong. Can anyone here expound on that a bit more eloquently? Anyone? What about you, man with the mop?
Who, me? Well, I wasn't really payin' attention, but if I had to explain NFTs, I'd probably say this

[Verse 3: Jack Harlow]
Hey, here's the thing about NFTs
It's a non-fungible token, you see
"Non-fungible" means that it's unique
There can only be one, like you and me
NFTs are insane (Insane)
Built on a blockchain (That's right)
A digital ledger of transactions
It records information on what's happenin'
When it's minted, you can sell it as art
And this concludes my rappin' part, motherf—

[Refrain: Kate McKinnon, Jack Harlow, & Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, & Jack Harlow]
Wow, that's pretty much what I would've said, so thank you
You're welcome
I don't know if this is too forward, but I actually have tickets for UFC 260 if you guys wanna come
Aw, hell yeah. No doubt
Great

[Outro: Pete Davidson]
Na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na
Nerds!