[COWBOY PETE]
Don't got a lot of money
Drive a rusted out Chevy
I just got laid off
Bar tab ain't paid off

[COWBOY RAMI]
My ex-wife hates me
Even had to sell my puppy

[COWBOY PETE]
Yes, I'm broke and it's a damn shame
Guess I gotta play the Squid Game

[BOTH]
Yes, I gotta play the Squid Game
My only option is the Squid Game
Have a number, not a real name
'Cause I'm playin' in the Squid Game

[COWBOY RAMI]
Weird cards
Pink guards
Locked us in a big room

[COWBOY PETE]
They got symbols on their faces
Like the ones on PlayStations
And the main guy looks like Doctor Doom
[COWBOY RAMI]
Bunk beds
New friends
Piggy bank up in the sky

[COWBOY PETE]
Thеre's a robot girl
Who caught me runnin'
Bettеr duck behind the nearest guy

[CHRIS]
Wait, what?

[COWBOY PETE]
They're yelling at me in Korean and nothing is translated

[BIG WET]
Broke my cookie and I got eliminated

[COWBOY RAMI]
Got a crazy girlfriend and I think she might stab me

[CHRIS]
After I was dead, they took my eyeball and my kidney

[COWBOYS]
That's what happens in the Squid Game
People die in the
[DOLL]
Red light!
Green light!

[COWBOYS]
That's the way you play the Squid Game

[DOLL]
Red light!
Green light!

[COWBOYS]
That's what happens in the Squid Game

[COWBOY RAMI]
45 billion won
That's a whole lotta money
At least I think it is
I'm confused by the currency
Anyway, I'm on a glass bridge
And I think I'm gonna win
Hey look, it's my friend Pete

[COWBOY PETE]
And you go bye-bye now
Hey, I just won the Squid Game
Killed all my friends in the Squid Game

[COWBOY RAMI]
My body is completely maimed
Why the hell'd I play the Squid Game?

[COWBOY PETE]
So I went back to my hometown
Got a cool red haircut
Gonna live my life better now
I've grown in so many ways
Then one day I got bored and I took all my money and I bet it on the Jets

I'm goin' back to the Squid Game
I'm terrible with money
The guards think it's pretty funny
That I'm back in the Squid Game

[DOLL]
Pete has been eliminated

[COWBOYS AND BIG WET]
That's what happens in the Squid Game