(Spoken Intro)
[SISTER]
It's your turn again

[BROTHER]
I wish we had something fun to play with

(Song)
[SINGER]
Here he comes from the frozen north
Big Red!
A mighty man from the land of Thor
Big Red! (Big Red, Big Red!)
Big Red!

You pour in the goop in the helmet thing
But you better watch out when you pull the string
Big Red! (Big Red!)
Big Red! (Big Red!)
Big Red!

He's big, big, big
And he's red, red, red
And that's how he got to earn the name Big Red (Big Red!)
Big Red! (Big Red!)
Big Red
(Spoken outro)
[ANNOUNCER]
Big Red by Bleego, makers of Termite Town. Cleanup kit sold separately. (Big Red!)