Ain't it hard when you stumble, land in some muddy lagoon?
Aww, ain't it hard when you stumble, land in some muddy lagoon?
Now, when it's nine below zero and three o'clock in the afternoon

Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang it in no picture frame
Ain't gonna hang your picture, ain't gonna hang it in a picture frame
Now, I may look like Samuel Gompers, but I feel like Baby Jane

Well, I wish I was in some Australian mountain range
Yeah, I wish I was in some Australian mountain range
Oh, 'cause I got no reason to be there, but I think it'd be some kind of change

I got my dark sunglasses and for good luck my black tooth
Oh, I got my dark sunglasses and for good luck my black tooth
Don't ask me nothin' about nothin' 'cause I just might tell you the truth

I got a man in Jackson and I ain't gonna say his name
I got a man in Jackson and I ain't gonna say his name
Y'know, he's a brown-skinned man but I love him just the same
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