[Verse 1]
I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
I overlooked that point completely
Until the big affair began

[Verse 2]
Before I knew where I was at
I found myself upon the shelf and that was that
I tried to reach the moon but when I got there
All that I could get was the air

[Verse 3]
My feet are back upon the ground
I lost the one girl that I'd found

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
Why did I buy those blue pajamas
Before that big affair began?

[Verse 5]
My boiling point is much too low
For me to try to be a fly Lothario
I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell
Dwelling in my personal Hell
[Verse 6]
I'll have to change my pattern 'round
I've lost the one girl that I'd found
Yes, the one girl
The one girl that I found