[Verse 1]
Once he dressed in silks and lace
And owned a Rolls Royce car
Now he seems quite out of place
Like a fallen star

Race around my kitchen sink
Happy as can be
I'll just have to stop and think
Why he fell for me

[Chorus]
I'm not much to look at
Nothing to see
Just glad I'm living
And lucky to be
I've got a man crazy for me
He's funny that way

I can't save a dollar
Ain't worth a cent
He'd never hollar
He'd live in a tent
I've got a man crazy for me
He's funny that way
[Verse 2]
Though he'd love to work
And slave for me everyday
He'd be so much better off
If I went away

[Chorus]
But why should I leave him?
Why should I go?
He'd be unhappy without me, I know
I've got a man crazy for me
He's funny that way

[Verse 3]
I can see no other way
And no better plan
Than to end it all and let him go
To some other man

When I hurt his feelings once in a while
His only answer is one little smile
I got a man crazy for me
He's funny that way