[Verse 1]
Well, that big dumb blonde with her wheel all gorged
And Turtle, that friend of hers, with his checks all forged
And his cheeks in a chunk, with his cheese in the cash
They're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash

[Chorus]
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash

[Verse 2]
Everybody from right now to over there and back
The louder they come, the bigger they crack
Come now, sweet cream, don't forget to flash
We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash

[Chorus]
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash

[Verse 3]
Well, I talked to my counselor out to the barn
Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn
Then along came Jonеs, emptied the trash
Evеrybody went down to that million dollar bash
[Chorus]
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash

[Verse 4]
Well, I'm hitting it too hard, my stones won't take
I get up in the morning but it's too early to wake
First it's hello, goodbye then push and then crash
But we're all gonna make it at that million dollar bash

[Chorus]
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash

[Verse 5]
Well, I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist
I punched myself in the face with my fist
I took my potatoes down to be mashed
Then I made it on down to that million dollar bash

[Chorus]
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It’s that million dollar bash