[Verse 1]
I pulled out for San Anton'
I never felt so good
My woman said she'd meet me there
And of course, I knew she would
The coachman, he hit me for my hook
He asked me for my name
I give it to him right away
Hung my head in shame

[Chorus]
Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
Looking for my lo and behold
Get me outta here, my dear man!

[Verse 2]
Now I came into Pittsburgh
It was six-thirty flat
I found myself a vacant seat
An' there I put down my hat
"What’s the matter, Molly, dear
What’s the matter with your mound?"
"What’s it to ya, Moby Dick?
Don't you know this is chicken town!"

[Chorus]
Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
Looking for my lo and behold
Get me outta here, my dear man!
[Verse 3]
I bought my dog
A herd of moose
One she could call her own
She came out the very next day
To see where they had flown
I'm going down to Tennessee
Get me a truck or something
I'm gonna save my money and rip it up

[Chorus]
Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
Looking for my lo and behold
Get me outta here, my dear man!

[Verse 4]
Now, I come in on a Ferris wheel
And boys, I sure was slick
I moved in like a tornado
And also laid a few tricks on them
Moving on out I'm gonna Pittsburgh again
Round and ride that herd
[?] We're all gonna go to sleep

[Chorus]
Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
Lookingg for my lo and behold
Get me outta here, my dear man!