Now there's a certain thing that I learned from Jim
Said he'd always make sure I'd understand
And that is that there's a certain way we all must swim
If we expect to live off the fat of the land

Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
And I ain't gonna hear it said no more

Now there's a certain thing that I learned from my friend Mouse
That fella who never blessеd it in
And that is that one must always flush out his house
If he don't еxpect to be housing flushes

Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
And I ain't gonna hear it said no more

"Take care of all of your memories" says Nick
For you cannot relive them
And remember when you're out there, trying to heal the sick
That you must always first forgive them

Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
And I ain't gonna hear it
Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
And I ain't gonna hear it said no more