Well the rainman comes with his magic wand
And the judge says "Mona can't have no bond"
And the walls collide, Mona cries
And the rainman leaves in the wolfman's disguise

I wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don't wanna be hers, I wanna be yours

Well the undertaker in his midnight suit
Says to the masked man "Ain't you cute?"
Well the masked man, he gets up on the shelf
And he says "You ain't so bad yourself"

I wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don't wanna be hers, I wanna be yours

Well Jumping Judy can't go no higher
She had bullets in her eyes and they fire
Rasputin, he's so dignified
Touched the back of her head and he died

I wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don't wanna be hers, I wanna be yours
Well Phaedra with her looking-glass
They're gonna stretch it out there upon the grass
She gets all messed up and then she faints
That's cos she's got a new set of paints

I wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don't wanna be hers, I wanna be yours

I wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I don't wanna be hers, I wanna be yours