Tell me
What kind of friend is this?

What kind of friend is this?
Taking everything she can
What kind of friend is this?
Speaking like an awful man

She don't form part of me
She don't long to follow me
Well every kind of thing I was
I wouldn't wanna be

Tell me
What kind of friend is this?

What kind of friend is this?
Making like a mortal cow
What kind of friend is this?
Losing up everything

Back off boy
When she goes down
Lay down lay, just walking around
Well she ain't got nothing
But she's tumming on a pack of beans
Tell me
What kind of friend is this?

Well she don't lean and she don't man
You know she's gonna be her dog
She doggone
She no ho
Her heart start beating and she had to go

What kind of friend is this?
To make me holler to and fro
What kind of friend is this?
Goes everywhere I wanna go

Back off she, don't care for me
She's her own lady
If she could only see
I'd give her everything
If she comes back along for this

What kind of friend is this?